Adult Bedtime Poetry

YUM

Fee-fi-fo-fum!

I stuck my finger up your bum,

Then sat and twirled on my thumb,

Now my hole feels really numb.

I wish I had a shot of rum,

Do you mind sharing some?

Oh… and I forgot that I had gum

On the tip of my tongue,

When I guzzled your cum **cough**

Please do not call my Mum!

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